please, hammer, don't hurt 'em

this week SuprD said my nickname is Hammer. i can thank peter gabriel for his lovely song 'sledgehammer,' as it that was the original nickname SuprD was going to give me. but out of laziness, he shortened it to 'hammer.' then proceeded to have fun with said nickname.
no, i don't have the pants. no, i can't do the dance. yes, i'm 2 legit 2 quit.