New Job

Just started a new job this week. I've been reading heaps of govt. papers and modules and filling out piles of govt. paperwork. Enough with the BS! i'm a chemist. JUST PUT ME IN A LAB ALREADY!

Excessive Quotations

my coworker was super excited to go on her vacation break and left us happy little post-it note greetings this week. her excessive use of quotation marks was a source of humor.

Fogo & Brasa

i think i'm going to stay away from eating out with JT in the near future. i think i've been scarred by brazilian food. if a friend suggests the following brazilian restaurant, JUST SAY NO.

please, hammer, don't hurt 'em

this week SuprD said my nickname is Hammer. i can thank peter gabriel for his lovely song 'sledgehammer,' as it that was the original nickname SuprD was going to give me. but out of laziness, he shortened it to 'hammer.' then proceeded to have fun with said nickname.
no, i don't have the pants. no, i can't do the dance. yes, i'm 2 legit 2 quit.

Substitute N. o._.o

as N. is away this entire summer, i've become accustomed to sleeping in the bed alone. but just to pretend he's still here, i created a substitute for him. his sub is a franken-kero: pillow body and kerochan head o._.o

while, i usually stay on my side, i have been known to punch franken-kero-stand-in-for-N. in my sleep.

my future husband died

a week ago, tim russert died. i've had this amusing crush on the man. he was my imaginary future husband. i'm heartbroken.
to refresh your memory of my make-believe marriage plans with the man...

anyone need a dimebag?

as coworker JT has 200lbs of rice, and the prices of rice and other grains are escalating worldwide, it was decided at work that if JT should ever be strapped for cash, he could always sell rice by the cupful out of the trunk of his car.

maybe i should have stocked up on rice too. i could be selling dimebags of it too.